Dear Candy Hearts Writer

Welcome and thank you, Writer!

AO3: ChokolatteJedi

Things I love, in general:

• Tropes: aliens made us do it, cooking, dress uniforms/suiting up, glasses (and/or glasses!kink), goddesses/gods, goth or punk AUs


• Archetypes: antisocial geniuses, boys in eyeliner, chaotic neutral or similar characters, double agents, found families, geeks and geekery, spies, spunky chicks, team-as-family, tomboys, tough-on-the-outside bishies, tricks and tricksters


• Animals: animal sidekicks/pets, dragons, kitties, being adopted by the pet/familiar in question, other mythological creatures


• Dark: angst, apocalypses, bittersweet endings, blood, dark themes, death, dub-con, dystopias, evil cliffhanger endings, hurt/comfort, illness, insanity, unhappy endings, whump


• Light: comedy, fluff, happy endings, hijinks, shenanigans, shiny things, snark, sneaking, sparkly things, squee


• Queers: bi- or pansexuality, drag queens, established pairs bringing in a mutual third, OT3s, rainbow representation in all forms


• Relationships: gen, femslash, slash, het, multi


• Style: drabbles, drabble series, episoliary, IF, meta, ploty things, random little life/death snippets, worldbuilding

Things I DNW, in general:

• Subjects: animal cruelty, bashing requested characters, dentistry (seriously, no teeth pulling, dentist visits, those drill noises, none of it! I realize that Hermione's parents are dentists, and that's fine, just don't talk about their jobs in detail, please), infidelity


• Kink: coprophilia/watersports/focus on bodily waste, A/B/O, explicit sex scenes/pwp, non-con


• Real Life: COVID, current events, glorified gay bashing, issuefic,** politics (fictional fantasy world political intrigue is fine as long as it doesn't mirror the US dumpster fire I'm living in)


• Style: 2nd Person POV, reader insert

** "issuefic" has a variety of meanings. My meaning: a story where the fact that something could be an issue is the focus. For example, if I ask for slash A/B, and they are in the military, a story about how they can't be out as gay because military - that's issuefic. If chara C is ace, a story about how her mother thinks that ace is a made up thing, or that gays should burn in hell - that's issuefic. They can be gay and fix the spaceship! Or they can be ace and win the spelling bee! Just, I don't want the story to be about how *whatever* is problematic or hard or dangerous in the wider sociopolitical context. I have real life for that. I hope that makes sense, and if you have any questions, please feel free to have the mods ask me for clarification.

Other things, in general:

• For canons where we know the characters as children, please age them to at least 14 before putting them in sexual relationships


• I opted for both fic and art for all my requests, so go wild!


• Obligatory "treats are enabled" and welcome note


• Generic potential spoiler warning for any and all canons that follow

The above may or may not apply to any of my current requests, which I'll detail now in no particular order:

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( Request Fandom 1: Fruits Basket  )

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( Request Fandom 1: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  )

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( Request Fandom 3: Good Omens (TV) )

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( Request Fandom 4: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys )

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( Request Fandom 5: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) )

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