Dear Femslash Ex Writer 2021

[chokolattejedi]

Welcome and thank you, FemslashEx Writer! Help yourself to some snacks of your choosing!

AO3: ChokolatteJedi

Things I love, in general:

• Tropes: aliens made us do it, cooking, dress uniforms/suiting up, glasses (and/or glasses!kink), goddesses/gods, goth or punk AUs
• Archetypes: antisocial geniuses, boys in eyeliner, chaotic neutral or similar characters, double agents, found families, geeks and geekery, spies, spunky chicks, team-as-family, tomboys, tough-on-the-outside bishies, tricks and tricksters
• Animals: animal sidekicks/pets, dragons, kitties, being adopted by the pet in question, other mythological creatures
• Dark: angst, apocalypses, bittersweet endings, blood, dark themes, death, dub-con, dystopias, evil cliffhanger endings, hurt/comfort, illness, insanity, unhappy endings, whump
• Light: comedy, fluff, happy endings, hijinks, shenanigans, shiny things, snark, sneaking, sparkly things, squee
• Queers: bi- or pansexuality, drag queens, established pairs bringing in a mutual third, OT3s
• Relationships: gen, femslash, slash, het, multi
• Style: episoliary, IF, meta, ploty things, random little life/death snippets, worldbuilding

Things I DNW, in general:

• Subjects: animal cruelty, bashing requested characters, dentistry (seriously, no teeth pulling, dentist visits, those drills, none of it!), infidelity
• Kink: coprophilia/watersports, explicit sex scenes/pwp, A/B/O, non-con
• Real Life: COVID, current events, glorified gay bashing, issuefic,** politics
• Style: 2nd Person POV, reader insert

** "issuefic" has a variety of meanings. My meaning: a story where the fact that something could be an issue is the focus. For example, if I ask for slash A/B, and they are in the military, a story about how they can't be out as gay because military - that's issuefic. If chara C is ace, a story about how her mother thinks that ace is a made up thing, or that gays should burn in hell - that's issuefic. They can be gay and fix the spaceship! Or they can be ace and win the spelling bee! Just, I don't want the story to be about how *whatever* is problematic or hard or dangerous in the wider sociopolitical context. I have real life for that. I hope that makes sense, and if you have any questions, please feel free to have the mods ask me for clarification.

Other things, in general: For canons where we know the characters as children, please age them to at least 15 before putting them in romantic relationships. Thank you!

The above may or may not apply to any of my current requests, which I'll detail now in no particular order:

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Request Fandom 1: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Luna/Hermione, Luna/Padma, Luna/Lavender

Request:
I would just love for Luna to find someone who treated her well, and understood the brilliant girl hiding behind the airiness. She's a Ravenclaw for a reason, and she's got a quiet steel core running through her that wasn't broken by all the crap Ravenclaws put her through.

Luna/Herm: Breaking down some of the absolutes that Herm sees the world in, and opening her up to the wonders of the magical world

Luna/Padma: There's got to be one Ravenclaw who isn't horrible, right? Maybe she sees the error of her ways after the DA? There have to be benefits to dating a fellow 'Claw

Luna/Lavender: I know this one is a bit of a rare pair, but Lav is so interested in divination, and Luna's got that touch of the seer about her. What if Luna found Lav after that prediction about her rabbit?

More Details:
I have read many a fic where Luna has some touch of the seer about her, whether that is predictions, seeing auras, or something else. Feel free to add your headcanon for this here! I am down for whatever kind of power you give her.

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Request Fandom 2: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
Buffy/Faith, Faith/Willow

Request:
Faith/Buffy: Their canon relationship is so tangled, and something equally dark and tangled would be lovely. Faith has a dark side, and even when she returns and is part of the gang in S7, that undercurrent is there. Something dealing with the "Feels like it was made for me, guess that means it is yours" duality of being the second slayer?

Faith/Willow: Kennedy always felt to me like Faith Lite. I'd love to see something with Faith seducing Willow during S7 instead. Or, AU? What if Faith was the first one called to Sunnydale and met Willow back then? Determined to draw the nerd out of her shell?

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H/C is A+ here: Slayers always get a little battered at some point. Enemies-to-lovers with that dark, violent, unpredictability from Faith would also be delightful. Even in the show, without the overt f/f, Faith always had that seductive edge. Usually seducing people into cutting class or staking vamps or coming to the dark side, but still. I'd love to see her going up against early season Willow and using her wiles on her. "I shouldn't but I can't resist you" is a great trope here. But the older, (more) broken, (more) jaded, S7 versions of the girls are great too.

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Request Fandom 3: MCU
Hela/Gamora, Hela/Valkyrie, Hela/Carol Danvers

Request:
Give me a Hela who is slightly less murderous and maniacal?

Hela/Gamora: Meeting on Daddy's business? Gamora is sent to Asgard to retrieve a stone? Thanos breaks Hela's imprisonment and has Gamora babysit her?

Hela/Carol: Carol helps free Hela earlier and show her how she could help other people? Hela was aware of the world outside her prison and sought out Carol to team up against Thanos?

Hela/Valkyrie: Angsty pre-canon relationship and then Valkyrie's sent out to kill her lover? Hela spared her for a reason? Non-murdery Hela emerges from her imprisonment and seduces Valkyrie?

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I love the idea of a Hela who was basically what we got except without the murdering everyone. She's a queen and deserves respect. I mean, yes Hela is a murderer, but in some ways, she's a product of Odin's choices and A+ parenting. Like yes, resorting to murder as your first reaction isn't great, but like, the entire kingdom had somehow forgotten her existence? Some kind of fix that makes her less stabby and earns her her proper respect would be great, and any background references to the people remembering or falling in line from some royal magic or whatever would be aces. That said, a darker Hela/Gamora fic could be great. Like the Gamora that we get from the alt timeline who isn't exactly reformed? Or yeah, go angsty with the Valkyrie/Dark!Hela in all of her murdery glory.

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Request Fandom 4: Trickster's Series — Tortall
Aly/Dove

Request:
I would love anything set after the books. Dove being queen, Aly being spymaster, Kyprioth interfering in either of those two jobs, Kyprioth making another wager with/assignment for Aly… or whatever you can think of. I love the tricks and intrigue that Aly enjoys, and I love the potential world building of establishing a new monarchy and overturning old unfair laws. Feel free to get super worldbuilding-y.

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I love Aly's love of life and the pleasure she gets from doing spy things. Her depth of knowledge and sneaky ways are very impressive. Her way of living with one finger stuck in everyone else's business while seeming to be nowhere near them is great as well. And her personality in general I just adore. I love how calculating Dove is; she thinks before she speaks and she always wants to learn more about everything. The loyalty/friendship/love between her and Aly is fabulous to watch as it develops.

I'd love something set around the transition to Dove's reign, the transition from friends to lovers, day in the life, embarking on a new quest for Kyprioth, and any and all kinds of royal worldbuilding.

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Request Fandom 5: The Good Place (TV)
Janet/Bad Janet, Janet/Disco Janet, Bad Janet/Disco Janet,
Janet/Eleanor, Bad Janet/Eleanor,
Judge Gen/Janet, Judge Gen/Eleanor, Judge Gen/Janet/Eleanor

Request:
Janet/Janet variations: All things Janet. Good, Bad, Neutral, and Disco. Are there other unique Janets a la Disco Janet? Why did she become a thing?

Eleanor/Janets variations: Is there a timeline where Janet/Eleanor was a thing? Bad Janet wooing her as part of a plot?

Gen variations: Oh, Gen/Judge/Hydrogen! I love her fangirling and humor and how, like Janet, she's not entirely human but still very much a person. Any combo of those girls hanging out in her realm, binging shows, and maybe more, would be grand.

More Details:
All of the stories are on the human fab four. I just want stories about the Janets getting all of the love that they deserve! For Janet/Bad Janet, Janet/Eleanor or Bad Janet/Eleanor, something set during the first iterations of the Neighborhood would be great. What do bad Janet and the rest of the official "bad" gang get up to while waiting for the plot to kick off? Seducing Eleanor or Janet while bored? Speaking of that period, how does Good Janet *not* realize that something is up? Maybe the demons request all kinds of nonsense from her?

Also, later in the series, when Bad Janet pretends to be Good Janet — both of their POVs would be rife with shenanigans and potential angst of the relationship variety. And then that arc for Bad Janet, when she kind of catches feelings for the gang? If those feelings were more specific and romantic? And then when all the Janets stand in solidarity against Gen while she's turning them into marbles?! Janet calling the reinforcements and the others coming, and what is it like to see your love marbelized? Or to see your love marbelizing your others/sisters/???* Feel free to include Neutral Janets or other unknown types of Janets if you want. Is there maybe a fifth kind of Janet that we didn't see? The possibilities are endless!

Also, more of Judge Gen in general. I can totally picture her just hanging out in her space with Eleanor and/or Janets, and watching trashy shows together. Maybe learning together with the Janets? Asking Eleanor to clarify something about earth culture leads to kissing?

*For Janet-cest ships, feel free to go the sister incest route, or the complete stranger who happens to look like me route, or the mind bendy 'she's actually me' literal identity porn route. I tend to view Janets as basically clones-ish and Bad/Neutral/Disco Janets as her sisters, with their own clones. But that said, I'm good any way you want to write her/them. Along that line, I'd also love meta-y stuff that dips into what it means to be not-a-girl — or not-a-human, in Gen's case, — and the philosophy around that (Eleanor ruminating on whether she's actually in a gay relationship if they aren't technically girls?)

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Additionally, browsing me on AO3 will lead you to my writings, if you think that would be helpful or fun. :D

I think that's everything! Thanks so much!!!